...A frog went inside Malacanang Palace ..It deeply disturbed GMA because
when the frog croaked it said.....
"Korap! Korap! Korap!
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3 surgeons trying to impress each other's skill:
Doc 1: I operated the arm of this guy and he's now a famous basketball star.
Doc 2: I operated the leg of this guy and now he's a famous marathon runner!
Doc 3: That's nothing. I put a mole on the face of this evil bitch and now she's the PRESIDENT!!
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Sa Umpisa ang tawag sa taong walang hiya:
--MAKAPAL
Nung lumala ay naging
--GARAPAL
Ngayon malubha na. Ang tawag:
--MAKAPAGAL!