A few laughs

Filipinos have a very good sense of humor. Some are very creative to come up with witty, intelligent and sometimes just plain funny jokes addressed to -who else but the country's president. We all know that the "president" (I am one of those who doubts her legitimacy) is being accused of power grabbing, cheating, boy hunting, robbery and hold-up, kidnapping, murder and many others. She has been tagged as "evil bitch". We may hate her to the core, some love her all the way. But one thing we cannot argue are these jokes, created by the humor-loving Filipinos, are really funny:

...A frog went inside Malacanang Palace ..It deeply disturbed GMA because
when the frog croaked it said.....
"Korap! Korap! Korap!

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3 surgeons trying to impress each other's skill:
Doc 1: I operated the arm of this guy and he's now a famous basketball star.
Doc 2: I operated the leg of this guy and now he's a famous marathon runner!
Doc 3: That's nothing. I put a mole on the face of this evil bitch and now she's the PRESIDENT!!

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Sa Umpisa ang tawag sa taong walang hiya:
--MAKAPAL
Nung lumala ay naging
--GARAPAL
Ngayon malubha na. Ang tawag:
--MAKAPAGAL!